*clasps hands in prayer* please jesus don’t let matt hitt turn out to be a misogynistic piece of trash
there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006
You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof.
wake up america
YOU ARE NOT FAT. NO ONE IS FAT. FAT SHOULDNT EVEN BE A WORD IN OUR VOCABULARY BECAUSE SOCIETY CAME UP WITH WHAT IS FAT AND WHAT IS SKINNY AND AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ARE ALL HUMANS AND YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL SO STOP DEFINING YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE BY A GOD DAMN NUMBER ON A STUPID SCALE AND EMBRACE WHO YOU ARE
I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.
He brought it to school today and I’m just-
is all of that
wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries
the dark lord has returned to hogwarts