if i had a gun...

yo can i get a vodka and caprisun

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megustaelcafe:

lol

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beyoncebeytwice:

do you think the fall from my bed to the floor will be enough to kill me

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gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

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cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk

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grumpysalmon:

reblog if you’re in the yahoo.com fandom and this has been the best week of your life

Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know.

— Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via ouija-)

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ieroking:

the entire fandom tonight

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rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

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confettistan:

monlow:

2pissymagpies:

eyelikeamagpie:

murphels:

smithcollins:

how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?

pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years

Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool

Grab his hand and say “Run”

as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed

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