if you are a band member i'll probably ask you if i can touch your hair.

arcticmantra:

*clasps hands in prayer* please jesus don’t let matt hitt turn out to be a misogynistic piece of trash

(via arcticprincesss)

badlupin:

there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack

(via jellyfishqu)

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via bobsaget-is-a-faget)

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right-as-rain:

IM CRYING OMG

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leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

(via getyourheadinthelame)

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fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

(via charliebaio)

Anonymous said: Lol I actually am fat tho 180 5'0

fionaohanlon:

YOU ARE NOT FAT. NO ONE IS FAT. FAT SHOULDNT EVEN BE A WORD IN OUR VOCABULARY BECAUSE SOCIETY CAME UP WITH WHAT IS FAT AND WHAT IS SKINNY AND AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ARE ALL HUMANS AND YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL SO STOP DEFINING YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE BY A GOD DAMN NUMBER ON A STUPID SCALE AND EMBRACE WHO YOU ARE

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

(via jellyfishqu)

(Source: bismal, via cheeky-littlemonkey)

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

(Source: utorment, via godricshollowes)

famousmeat:

Jonathan Groff in speedos for HBO’s The Normal Heart

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