If I call you cute that probably means I want to fuck the life out of you
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
i just wanna go up to my favorite actor and cup their face and tell them I am so proud of them
you feel me?