loudmusic-quietsoul:

a-superwentzromance:

I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age 

this is the best comparison ever

(via analsuffocation)

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

(via harlemshakenbake)

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featherumbrellas:

The only thing better than hot boys and book stores are hot boys in book stores

(via ontothenexttodancewiththepoor)

i-touched-eridans-butt:

I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack andI was not disapointed

(via harlemshakenbake)

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scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(via pristinevelveteen)

bvsed-socialist:

Simply one of the greatest people to ever live.

• He loves life.
• He loves his family.
• He loves his country.
• He’s a phenomenal legislator. 
• He’s a fantastic VP and the perfect VP for Obama.
• He wrote the Violence Against Women act.
• He cares about gay and trans rights.
• He wears aviators.
• He eats ice cream.
• He survived a devastating tragedy and chose to respond by fighting for people in need and living his life with daily joy.
• He’s a catholic, but doesn’t let their barbaric social stances tell him what to think.
• He laughed in Paul Ryan’s stupid face.
• He sometimes says the wrong thing, but he never lets embarrassment or criticism keep him from being himself.
• He refused to kiss the punk ass Pope’s punk ass ring because his mother taught him that no man is better than him.
• And he rules in about 400 other ways that I didn’t even think of.

(Source: joebidenlookingatstuff, via iwentzthere)

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drgero:

catswithbenefits:

the first threesome i remember 

(via flyingtoasteverywhere)

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

(via saynotodrugssayyestopenguins)

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

(via flyingtoasteverywhere)

earthandanimals:

melodysmuse:

California Red-Sided Garter Snake.  Absolutely beautiful!

(via analsuffocation)

ajmortys:

“We Know Who Your Crush Is” - a psychological thriller for fourth graders.

(via flyingtoasteverywhere)

awakenedvibrations:

The sea provides a healing magic that goes beyond drugs and prescriptions. It forces us to become involved with it. The ocean draws on the strength of plants from the Earth, the water that is a part of all life and the mineral salts from which our bodies are created.

(Source: lisaslocket, via pristinevelveteen)