if you are a band member i'll probably ask you if i can touch your hair.

doghugs:

beep beep angry queer coming through

(via arcticprincesss)

lameborghini:

how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

(via azukari)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via officialjakegyllenhaal)

(Source: a-night-in-wonderland, via reckless-millennial)

wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

(Source: vayena, via spaceyam)

(Source: frenchlittlegod, via vampireweekendlove)

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

(via tobyintheclouds)

(via michaelfaudet)

(Source: honingpoes, via churchofgay)

foody-goody:

by mmmyoso

foody-goody:

by mmmyoso

(via kissthethoughtofus)

officialunitedstates:

if elephants have such a good memory how come we still don’t know who killed abraham lincoln

(via tomfletcherscats)

grumpysalmon:

grumpysalmon:

Happy to report that my surgery was a success and I now have no limbs :)

image

*flicks through my notes of what’s popular to say online at the moment*

with metaphors

(via williambend-over)

breakfastburritoe:

  • put red lipstick on your lips
  • you did it
  • amazing u look hot

(via hotcatjazz)

yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

(via thelonelythespian)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via brenodnurie)

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr