if you are a band member i'll probably ask you if i can touch your hair.

piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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(via those-dancing-gays)

theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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(via azukari)

tvscripts:

sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help

(via where-art-thou-destroya)

(Source: best-of-memes, via where-art-thou-destroya)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via elderpricette)

(Source: sinfox, via teammavin)

guideme-home:

The worst thing is, I can feel myself wasting time… all of the hours I spend feeling depressed/overwhelmed/stressed/alone/miserable I know for a fact that in a year, two years, I’ll look back and think “… wow I wasted my entire adolescence depressed and unhappy” And despite my knowledge of this, there isn’t a single thing I can do to stop feeling this way

(via let-them-wonder)

officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

(via ontothenexttodancewiththepoor)

kissyourshadow:

I was tagged by umoboy and I tried to get the most recent selfies I took and only ones with my short hair

(via getyourheadinthelame)

cryybabies:

AS IF - RAD - UGH - NO

cryybabies:

AS IF - RAD - UGH - NO

(via ashesofrome)

(Source: worldofthecutestcuties, via tephor)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via alexander-vvilliam)

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

(via alexander-vvilliam)

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

I DON’T WANT TO GROW UP I WANT TO STAY A LITTLE KID FOREVER I NEED CAPRI SUN I NEED TEMPORARY TATTOOS

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IS IT WORKING

(via ruinedchildhood)

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

(Source: two-fisted-dynamo, via alexander-vvilliam)

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