if you are a band member i'll probably ask you if i can touch your hair.

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

(via areyouafraidofthedark)

lucifurby:

GETTIN REAL SICK AND TIRED OF THIS NOT KISSING ANYONE SHIT

(via jellyfishqu)

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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hairbylizzy:

Current rainbow from the back. 

hairbylizzy:

Current rainbow from the back. 

(via iwillendyouinc)

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

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herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

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stephcaptain:

always and forever

stephcaptain:

always and forever

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stephcaptain:

always and forever

stephcaptain:

always and forever

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pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

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whiteboyfriend:

i just want someone who will text me every 10 minutes and be ok with the fact im a 7

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westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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