if you are a band member i'll probably ask you if i can touch your hair WHEN U DO A THING AND UR LIKE WHY DID I DO THE THING
(via there-goes-my-hero)
jaden smith always looks like he’s staring at something distressing happening in the distance
(via there-goes-my-hero)
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
(via there-goes-my-hero)
*slam-dunks myself into the trash*
(via there-goes-my-hero)
Recreate any game/film/album cover using only clip art and Comic Sans
i’m scREaming at ursula omG
(via nothingrhymeswithdingus)
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
(via analsuffocation)
i’m respecting your privacy by not talking to you but asserting my authority as your friend by annoying you anyway
(via thatseedinyou)
i thought the towel on her head was the cats arm trying to push under
Im not sure whats exactly going on in this picture
(via nothingrhymeswithdingus)
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay, via nothingrhymeswithdingus)
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
(via nothingrhymeswithdingus)
Imaging your icon trying to have a threesome with your OTP
(via emorexia)
sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual
but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight
(via iwentzthere)
