if you are a band member i'll probably ask you if i can touch your hair.
mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

(Source: thejogging, via pimpmommy)

sixring:

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

Lol

sixring:

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

Lol

(via where-art-thou-destroya)

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

(Source: ecocony, via arcticmonkgays)

i-understandrew:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks
I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

i-understandrew:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks

I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

(via where-art-thou-destroya)

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

(via ash-catch-them)

k64corruptions:

Goodbye, Kirby.

k64corruptions:

Goodbye, Kirby.

(via iusedtorelyonselfmedication)

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

houseofalexzander:

"Hi, I’m Harri. I’m 14, and I identify as genderfluid. I realized around late September 2013, and have since come to full terms with my gender identity. I’ve come out to my parents and my older brother, and have yet to come out to my younger sister. My parents claim to accept me, but still seem to not fully understand.
This is a selfie I took back in March of this year, wearing the only dress I currently own. This picture was one of the few times I felt good about my body, even if it was only me who felt that way.”

houseofalexzander:

"Hi, I’m Harri. I’m 14, and I identify as genderfluid. I realized around late September 2013, and have since come to full terms with my gender identity. I’ve come out to my parents and my older brother, and have yet to come out to my younger sister. My parents claim to accept me, but still seem to not fully understand.

This is a selfie I took back in March of this year, wearing the only dress I currently own. This picture was one of the few times I felt good about my body, even if it was only me who felt that way.”

amomenttoflove:

This is the species that invented space flight

(Source: starlightinherveins, via iusedtorelyonselfmedication)

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

(via where-art-thou-destroya)

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

(via those-dancing-gays)

(Source: vampireweekendsvibes, via charliebaio)

theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

(via charliebaio)

(Source: maxcapacity, via porn4ladies)

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