if you are a band member i'll probably ask you if i can touch your hair.
baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

(Source: danimansutti, via saynotodrugssayyestopenguins)

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via minewtmas)

tephor:

rudewolfboi:

tephor:

my aesthetic is gaming in the dark wearing all black

You had me at black.

that was the last thing i said

(via tephor)

sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

(via drasticjurassic)

Anonymous said: so being a 21 yr old college graduate... you don't feel weird that you love a boyband?

stupidstagram:

what am i supposed to love??? briefcases??? 

beben-eleben:

21 Celebrities Who Prove Awkward Phases Are Just That, Phases

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(Source: thesassyswingdancer, via shakespearemonologues)

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

(via ruinedchildhood)

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

o-my-boys:

(Source: waltandmickey, via saynotodrugssayyestopenguins)

iambluedog:

it wet

iambluedog:

it wet

(Source: theories-of, via kissyourshadow)

ashprincessmidna:

thepetcollective:

"How To Train Your (Pug) Dragon." 

I can die happy now

ashprincessmidna:

thepetcollective:

"How To Train Your (Pug) Dragon." 

I can die happy now

(via let-them-wonder)

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(via mcbridewashere)

piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

image

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theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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